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rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

dudeufugly:

and the Emmy goes to:

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH - Sherlock “His Last Vow” - Outstanding Actor

larrycoincidences:

when louis and harry come out i’ll probably get arrested

troyesivan:

1.1 million notes on this bag of lemonade and no one reblogs my selfies

troyesivan:

1.1 million notes on this bag of lemonade and no one reblogs my selfies

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

datassium:

finally

datassium:

finally

zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

roboroxana:

apparently there was some sort of award show at Beyoncé’s concert tonight

ah yes finally iggy my queen

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

lorde beat arctic monkeys and imagine dragons

there’s only one week before school starts and watching the VMAs is totally ruining my sleeping schedule