i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

slussy:

You’re not punk until you EAT A PAIR OF DOC MARTENS

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Bang Bang (Feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
Jessie J
Bang Bang - Single
68,860 plays

wvau-radio:

Bang Bang - Jessie J (feat. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

faithful-viewer:

Doctor/Sherlock parallels | I don’t like not knowing.

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

sophmoreslump:

i hope he actually puts a photo on of him dressed as pizza

sophmoreslump:

i hope he actually puts a photo on of him dressed as pizza

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" [VOCALS ONLY]
Fall Out Boy
From Under the Cork Tree
88,883 plays

forever-on-high:

bonerattlersblues:

(There’s a small pause at the start.)

THE HARMONIES

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

sheepoflunacy:

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT

peevsie77:

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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Hi elevensleeps mom

So,here’s a story.
Yesterday morning my mum was driving me somewhere, and on our way I hear sirens, like rocket sirens you know?
so we get out of the car, lay down on the side of the road with our hands on our heads until we hear the fall, it was really loud and so I looked behind us, far behind us there was this huge grey cloud of smoke.
and yeah that’s it, i was basically really scared.

jjsphinx:

myresin:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

obtuse cantaloupe

Superfluous curtain rod

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real