Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor
ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

godofemo:

pete wentz is real and he is out there and he is dangerous

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

Mischief is a small thing, a toy I’ve well used and discarded. This isn’t mischief. This is mayhem.
Just watch.

benfoldsone:

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

ITS A METAPHOR

potter-inthe-tardis:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is her kitten in class, is it taking the class as well, well they’re not going to pass if they fall asleep during class.

potter-inthe-tardis:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is her kitten in class, is it taking the class as well, well they’re not going to pass if they fall asleep during class.

thehappysorceress:

always reblog

littletwistedwitch:

In which Martin is an A class player with mad game

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and Ben is a fucking nerd as usual

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dont-touch-my-cassbutt:

this cat’s prettier than i am