I just got to say that as a “skinny bitch” I am extremely offended by all about that bass
Petition for Phil’s Mum to make a YouTube dedicated to telling Phil’s embarrassing childhood stories.
Harry seems like a nice/fun guy i would probably most like to befriend him also i think he is the richest he is probably my favourite member despite being not as hot as Zayn. Louis seems like he wouldn’t accept me into the group and would talk about me behind my back like he’d smile at me but not meet my eyes. Niall seems very jolly like he laughs at everything and might be aggressively irish but i haven’t heard any irish accents in the 2 songs i’ve heard so maybe just in his mannerisms. Zayn seems very detached like he skips all the meetups he’s not contractually obligated to attend and doesn’t talk just stares in that attractive squinty way and carries a beard trimmer on his person. Liam i can’t even make anything up about he seems like he’s just there because they used his garage to practice in or he thought of the band name or something i can’t see any other redeeming features
I want a sugar daddy to warm up my bank account in this chill of winter
Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!
Weve been expecting you